DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL BOOK 1 & 2 HOMAGE BY BILL GALVAN
NEEEEEEEW ACHIEVEMENT!
THE LAST HAMBURGER & ARCHIE'S DOOMSDAY SCENARIO — SIGNATURE LOOT EDITION!
CONGRATULATIONS, CRAWLER!
You've stumbled upon something truly extraordinary.
No, not a legendary weapon. Not an enchanted piece of armor. And certainly not a hamburger.
You've discovered LUNCHEON CRAWLER JUGHEAD: THE LAST HAMBURGER & ARCHIE'S DOOMSDAY SCENARIO an exclusive Archie Comics homage to the phenomenon known as Dungeon Crawler Carl!
And because apparently collecting regular comic books isn't enough for you greedy little bastards, we've added something special.
A SIGNATURE LOOT BOX!
Only 25 signed copies exist, each featuring an authentic BILL GALVAN signature with a randomly assigned reward tier.
That's right, crawler. You don't get to choose your reward.
Where's the fun in that?
NEEEEEW ACHIEVEMENT! — THE SIGNATURE GAMBLER!
You've willingly exchanged your hard-earned money for a mysterious collectible without knowing which rarity you'll receive.
That's either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.
Personally, I'm rooting for stupid.
REWARD: You've received ONE randomly assigned Signature Loot Edition!
SIX POSSIBLE REWARD TIERS!
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🥉 BRONZE — 10 COPIES — Congratulations! You're alive. Barely.
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🥈 SILVER — 7 COPIES — Look at you, moving up in the world!
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🥇 GOLD — 4 COPIES — Well, well, well. Someone's getting fancy!
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💎 PLATINUM — 2 COPIES — Holy crap! You're actually worth something!
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👑 LEGENDARY — 1 COPY — YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!
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🌈 CELESTIAL — 1 COPY — WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!
Each copy features the artist's signature and its corresponding achievement reward inscription.
ONLY ONE CELESTIAL EXISTS.
One crawler gets it.
The other 24 get to spend the rest of their miserable lives wondering what could have been.
YOUR INVENTORY INCLUDES:
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1 × Luncheon Crawler Jughead: The Last Hamburger exclusive comic
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1 × Authentic artist signature
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1 × Random signature reward tier
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1 × Certificate of Authenticity identifying your reward tier
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1 × Opportunity to obtain the ultra-rare CELESTIAL 1/1
TOTAL SIGNED EDITION: 25 COPIES WORLDWIDE!
IMPORTANT SYSTEM NOTIFICATION!
All six reward tiers are randomly assigned. Purchasing a copy guarantees one signed comic from this 25-copy edition, but does not guarantee any particular tier. Quantities listed above represent the complete 25-copy reward pool.
No rerolls. No choosing your rarity.
And no, Jughead, you cannot trade your Celestial Signature for a cheeseburger.
FINAL ACHIEVEMENT — THE COLLECTOR'S CURSE!
You made it this far. You've read the description. You understand the odds.
And you're STILL thinking about buying one?
Oh, I like you.
REWARD: Your chance at a LEGENDARY OR CELESTIAL SIGNATURE! (HINT IT'S MORE THAN JUST A PLAIN OLD SIGNATURE & YOU GET SOMETHING ELSE REEEEEALLY GOOD WITH IT)
ONLY 25 EXIST. SIX REWARD TIERS. ONE CELESTIAL.
ADD TO CART, CRAWLER.
The dungeon isn't going to loot itself.
An Archie Comics exclusive homage inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl. Signature reward tiers are a special collectible promotion from Hard To Come Buy.
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